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Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? 为什么大象不玩电脑? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠! 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patiant walked into the docto...

1、Text(正文):The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first da...

The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s...

  The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " ...

The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but...

The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s...

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobil phone but discovered that she was out of credit ;she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at the construction site. After her ...

1. Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the ...

1 理所当然 Taken for Granted THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "So...

5 min cooked a steak and a steak cooked 8 Why not say hello because they are unfamiliar!一个5分熟的牛排和一个8分熟的牛排为什么不打招呼,因为他们.......不熟!

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